Ignorance is no excuse!

IGNORANCE OF THE LAW IS NO EXCUSE

(but maybe its a mitigating circumstance)

YOUR INTERACTIVE GUIDE TO THE CRIMES OF INDIANA

Almost, anyway, there are many scattered throughout the Indiana's statutes,

but these are the biggies that everyone should know about

This does NOT include motor vehicle offenses

SECTION ONE: THINGS YOU JUST SHOULDN'T DO TO PEOPLE.

First up: the BIG ONE - MURDER (and all of the lesser Big Ones)

I.C. 35-42-1-1 Murder.
I.C. 35-42-1-2 Causing Suicide - Kevorkian beware.
I.C. 35-42-1-2.5 (a) This section does not apply to the following: ...
I.C. 35-42-1-3 Voluntary Manslaughter - also applies to women.
I.C. 35-42-1-4 Felony Murder - learn the Heimlich Maneuver, 'cause if anybody dies while your committing a Felony, its all your fault.
I.C. 35-42-1-5 Reckless homicide - still may apply even if you do have a (w)reck.
I.C. 35-42-1-6 Terminating a human pregnancy - Doctors only please.
I.C. 35-42-1-7 A Definition for blood type stuff.
I.C. 35-42-1-8 Selling or distributing blood type stuff.

Second: Battery

I.C. 35-42-2-1 Battery.
I.C. 35-42-2-1.5 Aggravated Battery.
I.C. 35-42-2-2 A definition for about half of the stuff you saw in Animal House.
I.C. 35-42-2-3 Half the stuff you saw in animal house is now illegal.
I.C. 35-42-2-4 Q: If you and a friend drive your cars side by side on a 2 lane divided highway at 55 mph , is it a crime? A: Read this law and you tell me -
I.C. 35-42-2-5 Dropping stuff on cars: Illegal depending on where you do it from?
I.C. 35-42-2-6 Another fun and exciting definition.

Third: Kidnapping - Sleeping baby goats beware.

I.C. 35-42-3-1 First, lets define confine.
I.C. 35-42-3-2 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-42-3-3 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-42-3-4 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

Fourth: Rape and Other sex crimes.

I.C. 35-42-4-1 Rape - I have no idea how to be cute or flip about this. You might look for a Bobby Knight page on Lycos. (If the search seems to take an inevitably long time, just lay back and enjoy it.)
I.C. 35-42-4-2 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION
I.C. 35-42-4-3 Child Molesting - There is no Witty Quip.
I.C. 35-42-4-4 Another definition - slowly but surely our legislature is working on its own WEBSTERS.
I.C. 35-42-4-5 Vicarious Sexual Gratification - How much DID you enjoy that last episode of Baywatch?
I.C. 35-42-4-6 Teen Sex - Your representatives say it's OK, unless . . .
I.C. 35-42-4-7 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-42-4-8 Please be sure your partner is awake, aware and willing. (Not only is it more fun, but it will keep you out of prison.)
I.C. 35-42-4-9 Sexual Misconduct with a Minor - Child Molesting, but hey, (s)he almost looked eighteen.

Fifth: Robbery

I.C. 35-42-5-1 Robbery.
I.C. 35-42-5-2 Car jacking - OK, its really just robbery of a car, but hey at least the legislature has done something about it. (Another law we really didn't need)

SECTION TWO: THINGS YOU JUST SHOULDN'T DO TO OTHER PEOPLE'S STUFF.

First off: Arson - Come on baby light my fire.

I.C. 35-43-1-1 (a) Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-1-2 (a) Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-1-3 (a) Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-1-4 (a) Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

Second up: Burglary - KEEP OUT

I.C. 35-43-2-1 Burglary - going into a dwelling/business with the intent to commit a felony.
I.C. 35-43-2-1.5 Residential Entry - going into a dwelling just for the heck of it.
I.C. 35-43-2-2 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-2-3 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

Thirdly: Thievin', Receivin', Convertin' and Exertin' (Theft and its permutations)

I.C. 35-43-4-1 Our legislature defines "to exert control." (And breaks out its Thesaurus)
I.C. 35-43-4-2 Theft
I.C. 35-43-4-2.3 Another Definition.
I.C. 35-43-4-2.5 Another Definition - Just in case you didn't know what a car is.
I.C. 35-43-4-3 Conversion. "But, but, but, Officer it's so small I thought it would be OK"
I.C. 35-43-4-3.5 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-4-4 It's worth what Wal-Mart says it is.
I.C. 35-43-4-5 It's OK to ignore your creditors. (sometimes)
I.C. 35-43-4-6 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-4-7 Our legislature makes sure you know (and that they know) what a Coke machine is.

Fourthish: Forgery and Fraud

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I.C. 35-43-5-2 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-5-3 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-5-4 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-5-5 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-5-6 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-5-7 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-5-7.1 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. > 35-43-5-8 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-5-9 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-5-10 Repealed - Making laws go away? No Way!
I.C. 35-43-5-11 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-5-12 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

Fifth: Home Improvement Fraud - Tim Talyor Look Out.

I.C. 35-43-6-1 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-6-2 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-6-3 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-6-4 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-6-5 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-6-6 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-6-7 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-6-8 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-6-9 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-6-10 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-6-11 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-6-12 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-6-13 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-6-14 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

Sixth: Impairment of Identification. (Or, hey someone went to a lot of trouble to put that serial number on there -- LEAVE IT ALONE!)

I.C. 35-43-7-1 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-7-2 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-7-3 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-7-4 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-7-5 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

Seventh: Timber Spiking (Which reminds me of a "Deep Thought" by Jack Handey - If trees could scream, would we be so excited about cutting them down? I bet we would, if they did it all the time, for no good reason.)

I.C. 35-43-8-1 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-8-2 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-8-3 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-43-8-4 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

Eighth: Conversion or Misappropriation of Title Insurance Escrow Funds

Man, that sounds so boring I'm not even going to go into it. Just don't Convert ot Misappropriate any of the Multitude of Title Insurance Escrow Funds you have right now.

SECTION THREE: THINGS YOU JUST SHOULDN'T DO REGARDING YOUR GOVERNMENT

Number One: Things you shouldn't do if you are elected. (IF YOUR ELECTED, READ THAT AS THINGS YOU JUST SHOULDN'T GET CAUGHT AT IF YOUR ELECTED)

I.C. 35-44-1-1 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-44-1-2 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-44-1-3 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-44-1-4 (Repealed by P.L.329-1983, SEC.2.)
I.C. 35-44-1-5 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-44-1-7 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

Number Two: More fun and games in and around government office.

I.C.

35-44-2-1

I.C. 35-44-2-2 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-44-2-3 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-44-2-4 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

Number Three: For lack of a better summary - SUBMIT AND COOPERATE

I.C. 35-44-3-1 (Repealed by Acts 1978, P.L.144, SEC.13.)
I.C. 35-44-3-2 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-44-3-3 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-44-3-4 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-44-3-5 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-44-3-6 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-44-3-6.5 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-44-3-7 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-44-3-8 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-44-3-8.5 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-44-3-9 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-44-3-10 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-44-3-11 (Repealed by Acts 1977, P.L.342, SEC.2.)
I.C. 35-44-3-11.1 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-44-3-12 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

SECTION FOUR: THINGS YOU JUST SHOULDN'T DO IN PUBLIC.

The first thing that comes to mind: Rioting (and other assorted mayhem)

I.C. 35-45-1-1 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
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I.C. 35-45-1-3 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-1-4 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

The second thing that comes to mind: Watch your mouth.

I.C. 35-45-2-1 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-2-2 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-2-3 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-2-4 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

The third thing that comes to mind: Littering - Give a hoot don't pollute

I.C. 35-45-3-1 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-3-2 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

The fourth thing that comes to mind: Keep it in the bedroom.

I.C. 35-45-4-1 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-4-2 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-4-3 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-4-4 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-4-5 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

The fifth thing that comes to mind: Make a bet with someone other than the State of Indiana (or it's specifically approved agents)

I.C. 35-45-5-1 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-5-2 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-5-3 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-5-4 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-5-5 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-5-6 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-5-7 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-5-8 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-5-10 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

The sixth thing that comes to mind: RICO - It's not just a cool Latin name.

I.C. 35-45-6-1 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-6-2 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

The Seventh thing that comes to mind: Loan sharking - Now that you've met RICO, let me introduce you to Guido . . .

I.C. 35-45-7-1 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-7-2 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-7-3 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-7-4 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

The eighth thing that comes to mind: Put poison in stuff - You know, Tylenol, Perrier, Dog Biscuits . .

I.C. 35-45-8-1 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-8-2 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-8-3 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

The ninth thing that comes to mind: Belong to a Criminal Gang - Or is it a football team, or the jewish nation . . . The Legislature can't quite put their finger on it.

I.C. 35-45-9-1 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-9-2 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-9-3 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-9-4 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

The tenth thing that comes to mind: Stalking - OK, you obsessed, rejected, mentally unstable types, this ones for you.

I.C. 35-45-10-1 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-10-2 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-10-3 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-10-4 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-10-5 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

The eleventh (and last) thing that comes to mind: Abuse a corpse -Make up your own quip - (sigh) - its too easy. If you think of a good one mailto:bwilliam@scican.net.

I.C. 35-45-11-1 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-45-11-2 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

SECTION FOUR:

1. THINGS YOU JUST SHOULDN'T DO TO YOUR FAMILY.

I.C. 35-46-1-1 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-1-1.7 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-1-2 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-1-3 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-1-4 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-1-5 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-1-6 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-1-7 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-1-8 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-1-9 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-1-10 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-1-10.5 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-1-11 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-1-11.5 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-1-12 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-1-13 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-1-14 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-1-15 (Repealed by P.L.1-1991, SEC.200.)
I.C. 35-46-1-15.1 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-1-16 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-1-17 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-1-18 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-1-19 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

2. Offenses against Civil Rights

I.C. 35-46-2-1 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-2-2 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible....

3. Offenses against animals. - ANIMAL RIGHTS FOR EVERYONE - Why doesn't that sound quite right?

I.C. 35-46-3-1 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-3-2 (Repealed by P.L.193-1987, SEC.17.)
I.C. 35-46-3-3 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-3-4 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-3-5 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-3-6 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-3-7 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-3-8 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-3-9 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-3-10 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-3-11 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-3-12 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

4. Failure of a Student Athlete to Disclose Recruitment - Or, Felony convictions for the love of the game; Or, Please don't corrupt Johnny Quarterback.

I.C. 35-46-4-1 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-4-2 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
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5. Offenses Against Public Sensibility - What is the price of liver today?

I.C. 35-46-5-1 Selling your body seems to be illegal now, no matter how you try it.

6. Glue Sniffing - But not gas huffing??

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I.C. 35-46-6-2 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-46-6-3 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

SECTION FIVE: THINGS NOT TO DO WITH WEAPONS AND DESTRUCTIVE DEVICES.

First lets define the problem.

I.C. 35-47-1-1 The definitions in this chapter apply throughout this article. (At least they are consistent)
I.C. 35-47-1-2 Ever wonder if you are an "Alcohol abuser"?
I.C. 35-47-1-3 How to tell if the guy you are buying a gun from is "Dealer" - at least as far as Indiana is concerned.
I.C. 35-47-1-4 Ever wonder if you are an "Drug abuser"?
I.C. 35-47-1-5 Is that thing you are packing a "Firearm"?
I.C. 35-47-1-5.5 Did you buy it at a "Gun show" ?
I.C. 35-47-1-6 Is that thing you are packing not just a "Firearm" but a "Handgun" to boot?
I.C. 35-47-1-7 Figure out if you are a "Proper person" Ms. Manners may also qualify.
I.C. 35-47-1-8 "Proper reason" to shoot someone does not mean just because he is an insensitive, uncaring man.
I.C. 35-47-1-9 "Retail" defined.
I.C. 35-47-1-10 "Sawed-off shotgun" - Do you own one and not know it?
I.C. 35-47-1-11 Is that thing you are packing not just a "Firearm" but a "Shotgun" too?
I.C. 35-47-1-12 "Superintendent" - a person important enough to get their own definition.
I.C. 35-47-1-13 "Wholesale" defined.

Then we'll move on to dealing with that nasty handgun problem

I.C. 35-47-2-1 When and where you can pack your heat.
I.C. 35-47-2-2 Except for this.
I.C. 35-47-2-3 How to get your very own handgun (license) for $25.00.
I.C. 35-47-2-4 Will you be hunting with that or carrying it everywhere?
I.C. 35-47-2-5 How to lose that license to carry.
I.C. 35-47-2-6 They can't make you wait forever once you apply.
I.C. 35-47-2-7 There is a legal way to give guns to kids, and here it is!
I.C. 35-47-2-8 Dealers and everyone else must follow the same rules.
I.C. 35-47-2-9 No DNA sample required to get that gun. But you will be filling the State in on most everything else.
I.C. 35-47-2-10 That nasty background check . . . . .
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Then the cops dispose of all the ones they grab.

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Misc. Gun no no's

I.C. 35-47-4-1 Selling a gun to a drunk - - OFFICIALLY a bad idea. (Just in case you were wondering.)
I.C. 35-47-4-2 Here is why you can't pawn a handgun.
I.C. 35-47-4-3 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-47-4-4 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

Weapons you just can't have

I.C. 35-47-5-1 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-47-5-2 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-47-5-3 (Repealed by P.L.269-1995, SEC.10.)
I.C. 35-47-5-4 (Repealed by P.L.1-1990, SEC.350.)
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I.C. 35-47-5-5 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-47-5-6 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-47-5-7 (Repealed by P.L.175-1984, SEC.5.)
I.C. 35-47-5-8 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-47-5-9 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible...
I.C. 35-47-5-10 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-47-5-11 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-47-5-12 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

Planes and Guns - Why is it so many Hollywood types have trouble with this?

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Reporting of Weapon Wounds - OK, so the Docs can legally and privately kill an unborn child, but if you stab or shoot yourself, they have to make sure the world knows.

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I.C. 35-47-7-4 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

Stun Guns, etc.

I.C. 35-47-8-1 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible..
I.C. 35-47-8-2 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-47-8-3 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-47-8-4 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-47-8-5 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

Guns and Schools

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I.C. 35-47-9-2 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

SECTION FIVE: THINGS NOT TO DO WITH CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES.

I'm not even going to bother to reference all of these - the rule to live by can be stated simply:

If you can't get it over the counter, don't have a script, don't have/possess/ingest/take/use the substance. Period.

Oh, by the way, if you have to grow that plant in your closet, expand your gardening horizons outdoors with something legal. Both I and Dan Quayle suggest Potatoes.

SECTION SIX: THINGS NOT TO DO WITH PORNOGRAPHY AND OBSCENITY

1. DEFINITIONS. -What is that old saying, "I can't define it, but I know I like it when I see it." Hmmmm. . . No, that's not quite how it goes. . . .

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I.C. 35-49-1-4 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-49-1-5 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-49-1-6 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-49-1-7 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-49-1-8 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-49-1-9 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
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2. OBSCENE PERFORMANCE

I.C. 35-49-2-1 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
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I.C. 35-49-2-3 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-49-2-4 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-49-2-5 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

3. KIDDIE PORN AND ETC.

I.C. 35-49-3-1 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
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I.C. 35-49-3-4 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

FINALLY:

SECTION SEVEN: SENTENCES - Or, Oh yeah, watcha gonna do about it?

FELONIES

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I.C. 35-50-2-2 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-50-2-2.1 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-50-2-3 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-50-2-3 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-50-2-4 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-50-2-5 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-50-2-6 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-50-2-7 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-50-2-7.1 (Repealed by P.L.164-1993, SEC.14.)
I.C. 35-50-2-8 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-50-2-8.5 Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
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MISDEMEANORS

I.C. 35-50-3-1 Suspending Misdemeanor sentences. Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-50-3-2 Punishment for the Class A misdemeanor. Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-50-3-3 Punishment for the Class B misdemeanor. Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.
I.C. 35-50-3-4 Punishment for the Class C misdemeanor. Witty Quip is UNDER CONSTRUCTION if possible.

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